Over the last year I’ve had to curb my book-buying addiction. You know the one I’m talking about. You see a book that piques your interest so you buy it. What’s wrong with that? It becomes an issue when you’ve got a two-year queue of material and you still haven’t stopped buying.
Because you know… I have to buy all the books in the world RIGHT NOW otherwise I might not be able to read them later, when every single one of them goes out of print, or Amazon explodes, and libraries everywhere shut down. I must prepare for the literary apocalypse, upon which my collection of unread books will become priceless!
It will be like Mad Max. Collectors and librarians will start showing up at my house with mohawks, leather outfits, chains and sawed off shotguns, threatening me to turn over my pristine copy of Philip K. Dick’s ‘Dr. Futurity.’
No, no. We must calm ourselves and realize that this is never going to happen. If you’ve got five thousand books to read, another one isn’t really going to satisfy the hoarding compulsion!






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